Well going back to work certainly changed my life. I only work three days a week (albeit in another country twice a month, with a 6-and-a-half-hour commute). It’s not much at all, really, but it’s as if a little Time Fairy has sneaked into my life and brazenly stolen all my ‘me’ time.
I used to have ‘me’ time, I’m sure. Maternity leave last year now feels like a perfect dream (though I’m sure it wasn’t always) – gallivanting up and down mountainsides with a baby on my back and a camera round my neck. I had time for stuff like that! And I still managed to cook fresh meals for my family, clean the house (from time to time. A bit. OK, let’s not exaggerate…), see my friends, and even write blogs.
(I’d love to know what that damn fairy has done with it that time. If I found her stash I’d make a fortune.)
These days I’m lucky if my children get to eat pasta pesto or fish fingers less than three days in a row. I haven’t seen the sofa for a good few weeks – I think it must be buried under that pile of jumpers, books, DVDs, toys, handbags and letters from school demanding lunch money, but I couldn’t be sure. Despite the constant running of the washing machine and the fact that the house resembles a laundry, no one’s ever got anything to wear, and I’m so disorganised in the mornings that Alpine Boy regularly goes to school without gloves or a hat. Usually when it’s -10°c . I’m such a great mum.
And I have no time to write blogs! The little ‘me’ time that the Time Fairy has begrudgingly left behind is generally spent crashing on the sofa propping my eyes open with matchsticks – I’m in no fit state to talk, never mind write. (I just want to mention that it’s not pure laziness on my part, all this exhaustion… there’s a real reason, see below…).
So my lack of posts recently (ok, for months) doesn’t mean I’ve got nothing to say (as if). Au contraire, mes petits, I’m sure you all want to hear about my exciting life of working, washing and not so much walking!
Here are the ‘best’ bits then. Here are 5 posts that I would have written had I been bothered/had the time: Continue reading